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Every week I get Excited
Just waiting for the post
'Cos when I get my magazines
It really is the most
Full of glossy pictures
All in black & white
I love to read the stories
It keeps me up all night!
I love obscene, magazines (repeat)
Mistress or Vixen
They're really all the same
Lot's of adult people
Playing adult games
Teacher & school boy
Mistress & slave
And lots of smacky bottoms
If you don't behave!
Super stories, letters page
Pain & pleasure, all the rage
See her beating on the brat
Oh my God!
Don't you know that
I love obscene, magazines (repeat)
You can learn something new
Almost every week
And as soon as I get them
I have to take a peek
Human saddle, toilet slave
Or pulling 'round a cart
And dear old Sammy Sade
She really grabs my .......heart!
Super stories, letters page
Pain & pleasure, all the rage
See her beating on the brat
Oh my God!
Don't you know that
I love obscene, magazines (repeat to climax)
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People try to put me down
Just 'cos I don't sleep around
Alternative methods of satisfaction
Can be as good as girlie action
I'm so good, all the girls moan
'Cos I practice, on my own
Rapid movements in my bed
Windows shakin' in the shed
Pull it hard and pull it long
With this kinda love you can't go wrong
Left Hand, right hand, none at all
Rub myself against the wall I
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
When I've done, I fall asleep
It's much better than counting sheep
Ain't tryin' cause a big sensation
Just talking 'bout Masterbation
Masturbation - (Repeat until satisfied)
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Crap Rap
02:58
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Have a listen and work the lyrics out for yourself - I don't want to soil the enigma & mystery of this beautiful song!
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The Crabs UK
THE CRABS formed in Sheffield U.K. in 1990. Now digitally re-animated to bring their exciting, & sometimes strange world view to a new & wider audience. Musical influences range from trashy Rock 'n' Roll to Punk to Pop. Thematic influences include Sci-Fi, Horror and Fetishism producing a unique musical cocktail. THE CRABS are a powerhouse of singalong Punk with a healthy dose of offbeat humour. ... more
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