LIVE AT THE ECCLESALL NON POLITICAL CLUB - Sheffield 13/06/91

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BONUS ITEM UPDATE NOVEMBER 2021
Download now includes 3 recently discovered out-takes (tracks) that have been remastered PLUS 13 band pictures of the lineup that played the Ecclesall gig - Including some rare shots of our very fist gig and a couple of promo shots.
You can also enjoy the band perform the Featured Track BIG MOMMA STROPPENTHWACK as a VIDEO from a later gig at The Ratners Rest Sheffield, when you download this digital album.

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An additional 6 copies of our LIVE AT THE ECCLESALL NON-POLITICAL CLUB 13/06/91 CD have been made available at a discount price in soft plastic wallets - which means that you can save on international shipping too!I (just £3).

On the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the 33rd anniversary of this seminal gig (3 March 2024) we are re-launching the plastic wallet version of our album LIVE AT THE ECCLESALL NON-POLITICAL CLUB 13/06/91. And to celebrate, we are including options for 3 home-burned discs in totally unique packaging. 1 copy only will be available in each of 3 colours - Black, Pink & Tangerine, each hand stamped, signed & dated by Commander Crab. The remaining copies will remain in the classic white packaging and can be signed on request.

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This home burned CD-R Comes in a Jewel Case with a hand cut inlay designed, drawn & put together by Commander Crab. Each is hand stamped with crab stamps, making every one individual and unique. Can also be signed by Commander Crab on request. Track listing is identical to digital download.

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1.	Those Boots (live 13/06/91) 03:29	lyrics	buy track
Wow! You Keep saying you've got something for me It's something strange and weird you must confess Something that just isn't quite normal - no! And now my body is a bloody mess Those boots are made for walking and though I try to flee You put those boots on every night and walk all over me Well, the very first time that I looked at another girl You took a walk that made my body burn And every time that I've looked since then You say "Dear boy, don't you never, ever learn? These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do Tonight's the night the night these boots are gonna walk all over you" ah, ahh, ahh, ahhgg, ahhhhhggg! Solo Though at first I was quite outraged The experience has slowly grown on me To be trampled on by 6" spiked heeled thigh boots I can't complain 'cos it's so plain to see Those boots are made for walking' and now I won't try to flee 'Cos I really like it when you walk all over me Mmmm! I like it! Are you ready boots? Start walkin' Do the quick step baby, mmm! that's real fine! Faster honey, up and down my spine! Let's do the twist like we did last summer Aw! forget the carpet slippers, that was a real bummer! Now let's try it with the spurs on!
2.	Polythene Pam (live 13/06/91) 02:07	info	buy track
3.	The Aliens Are Coming (live 13/06/91) 03:08	lyrics	buy track
Funny Voices in my head Scraping sounds under the bed Mothers' eyes are turning red Pool of blood - Daddy's dead Look Out! (Look Out!) x3 The aliens are coming Try to run, must escape Can't get out, it's too late Baby's face is full of hate Resign myself to my fate Look Out! (Look Out!) x3 The aliens are coming (Repeat) Oh no, no, no, no, no What are we going to do now (Repeat) They'll get you and suck your brain White heat agonising pain Driving everyone insane Watch out, here they come again! Look Out! (Look Out!) x3 The aliens are coming Oh no, no, no, no, no What are we going to do now (Repeat) Look Out! (Look Out!) x3 The aliens are coming (Repeat) Here they come! I can see them! (Whisper) Getting closer! It is the end!
4.	House Of The Rising Sun (live 13/06/91) 05:30	info	buy track
5.	Big Momma Stroppenthwack (live 13/06/91) 05:07	info	buy track
6.	Celibate Blues (live 13/06/91) (free) 05:15	lyrics	download
It’s the end of another romance, What did it all mean? When will I find The girl of my dreams? It’s been over a year now since I’ve had it away My frustration’s building night and day I’ve got my magazines but they’re not the same I’ve got so much to give and it seems a shame The only girls that like me are the ones I don’t like And the ones I do like don’t like me I know I’m particular about who I date But I can’t help what I like and I’ve already made many mistakes I’ve got the celibate blues from my head to my shoes I’ve got the celibate blues and ain’t nothin’ goin’ right I’ve got those Celibate blues (x3) Between my head and my shoes Celibate blues (x3) And ain’t nothin’ goin’ right I’ve got those celibate blues between my head and my shoes I think I’ll go to bed early tonight! Ahoo ma-ma ma-ma ma-mow I’d rather go without than waste my time But still I desperately hope to find the girl that I can call mine She’s got to be good looking with high cheekbones and big hips Wear skin tight micro clothes be into bondage, chains and whips Be intelligent and nice but dynamite in bed Have long long legs that she wraps around my head When I finally find the girl of my heart She’ll come to me and rip apart Those celibate blues from my head down to my my shoes Those celibate blues and everything will be alright I’ve got those Celibate blues (x3) Between my head and my shoes Celibate blues (x3) And ain’t nothin’ goin’ right I’ve got those celibate blues between my head and my shoes I think I’ll go to bed early tonight! Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever find My dream girl or will I lose my mind Will I grow old be sad and lonely With no one to be my one and only I know my expectations are in excess But excess is what I like best So I guess there’s only one thing left For me to do And that’s Rock, Rock Rock......Let’s Rock!
7.	(I Wanna Be A) Poll Tax Bailiff (live 13/06/91) 04:35	lyrics	buy track
We're gonna break down Your front door And beat your Family Into the floor We'll leave you broke Take all your stuff And we'll be back for more If we ai't got enough I wanna be a Poll Tax bailiff I wanna be the lowest of the low I wanna be a Poll Tax bailiff It's the lowest form of life I know (REPEAT) We'll leave your house In a mess And cause your kin Real distress You did'nt pay Your bill on time That's tough luck sucker Now everything is mine! REPEAT CHORUS TV, fridge, video too I'll take them all away from you Raid your home, steal your car Rant & rave - won't get you far (REPEAT) I WANT EVERYTHING! You scrimped & saved All your life To build a home For your kids and wife Legal Burgalry Gives me an erection Maybe you'll think twice At the next election REPEAT CHORUS (x2)
8.	Swampthing (live 13/06/91) 05:08	info	buy track

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Official bootleg recording of a live gig at the Ecclesall Non Political Club in Sheffield, U.K. way back in 1991. The whole gig was bootlegged by one of the bands girlfriends, who was in the audience at the time, using a Walkman type recording device. This warts n' all, human- fly-on the wall experience replicates what it was like to be in the audience at this gig.

This album follows in the tradition of The Mummies & early Cramps bootlegged gigs & is a completely raw live experience - No overdubs - This is the real thing!

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released May 12, 2020

Commander Crab - Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Cover Design & Artwork
Captain Crab - Bass
Corporal Crab - Drums & Backing Vocals
Constable Crab - Lead Guitar

THANKS TO; Everyone who supported us and anyone who likes and enjoys what we do.
NO THANKS TO: Everyone else.

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THE CRABS formed in Sheffield U.K. in 1990. Now digitally re-animated to bring their exciting, & sometimes strange world view to a new & wider audience. Musical influences range from trashy Rock 'n' Roll to Punk to Pop. Thematic influences include Sci-Fi, Horror and Fetishism producing a unique musical cocktail. THE CRABS are a powerhouse of singalong Punk with a healthy dose of offbeat humour. ... more

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