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U.F.O. Theme
02:00
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2. |
Obscene Magazines
03:34
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Every week I get Excited
Just waiting for the post
'Cos when I get my magazines
It really is the most
Full of glossy pictures
All in black & white
I love to read the stories
It keeps me up all night!
I love obscene, magazines (repeat)
Mistress or Vixen
They're really all the same
Lot's of adult people
Playing adult games
Teacher & school boy
Mistress & slave
And lots of smacky bottoms
If you don't behave!
Super stories, letters page
Pain & pleasure, all the rage
See her beating on the brat
Oh my God!
Don't you know that
I love obscene, magazines (repeat)
You can learn something new
Almost every week
And as soon as I get them
I have to take a peek
Human saddle, toilet slave
Or pulling 'round a cart
And dear old Sammy Sade
She really grabs my ....heaaaart!
Super stories, letters page
Pain & pleasure, all the rage
See her beating on the brat
Oh my God!
Don't you know that
I love obscene, magazines (repeat to climax)
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Wow!
You Keep saying you've got something for me
It's something strange and weird you must confess
Something that just isn't quite normal - no!
And now my body is a bloody mess
Those boots are made for walking and though I try to flee
You put those boots on every night and walk all over me
Well, the very first time that I looked at another girl
You took a walk that made my body burn
And every time that I've looked since then
You say "Dear boy, don't you never, ever learn?
These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do
Tonight's the night the night these boots are gonna walk all over you"
ah, ahh, ahh, ahhgg, ahhhhhggg!
Solo
Though at first I was quite outraged
The experience has slowly grown on me
To be trampled on by 6" spiked heeled thigh boots
I can't complain 'cos it's so plain to see
Those boots are made for walking' and now I won't try to flee
'Cos I really like it when you walk all over me
Mmmm! I like it!
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'
Do the quick step baby, mmm! that's real fine!
Faster honey, up and down my spine!
Let's do the twist like we did last summer
Aw! forget the carpet slippers, that was a real bummer!
Now let's try it with the spurs on!
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4. |
Surfin' On Mars
06:11
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5. |
Masturbation Song
02:39
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People try to put me down
Just 'cos I don't sleep around
Alternative methods of satisfaction
Can be as good as girlie action
I'm so good, all the girls moan
'Cos I practice, on my own
Rapid movements in my bed
Windows shakin' in the shed
Pull it hard and pull it long
With this kinda love you can't go wrong
Left Hand, right hand, none at all
Rub myself against the wall I
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
When I've done, I fall asleep
It's much better than counting sheep
Ain't tryin' cause a big sensation
Just talking 'bout Masterbation
Masturbation - (Repeat until satisfied)
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6. |
Voodoo Doll
03:37
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7. |
Polythene Pam
02:09
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8. |
Fantasies In 3D
03:01
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Fetish girls are coming out to play
On my knees I get .... but not to pray!
Fantasies In 3D
Fantasies For Me
Leather mistress insists on discipline
Tend her needs & fulfill her every whim
Fantasies In 3D
Fantasies For Me
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
Well oiled bodies glisten in the night
For my entertainment I will make them fight
Fantasies In 3D
Fantasies For Me
You get in ...I'll pull the cart
I'll strain to satisfy your heart
All these things I want to do
I want to do them all with you....
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9. |
Celibate Blues
04:57
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It’s the end of another romance,
What did it all mean?
When will I find
The girl of my dreams?
It’s been over a year now since I’ve had it away
My frustration’s building night and day
I’ve got my magazines but they’re not the same
I’ve got so much to give and it seems a shame
The only girls that like me are the ones I don’t like
And the ones I do like don’t like me
I know I’m particular about who I date
But I can’t help what I like and I’ve already made many mistakes
I’ve got the celibate blues from my head to my shoes
I’ve got the celibate blues and ain’t nothin’ goin’ right
I’ve got those
Celibate blues (x3)
Between my head and my shoes
Celibate blues (x3)
And ain’t nothin’ goin’ right
I’ve got those celibate blues between my head and my shoes
I think I’ll go to bed early tonight!
Ahoo ma-ma ma-ma ma-mow
I’d rather go without than waste my time
But still I desperately hope to find the girl that I can call mine
She’s got to be good looking with high cheekbones and big hips
Wear skin tight micro clothes be into bondage, chains and whips
Be intelligent and nice but dynamite in bed
Have long long legs that she wraps around my head
When I finally find the girl of my heart
She’ll come to me and rip apart
Those celibate blues from my head down to my my shoes
Those celibate blues and everything will be alright
I’ve got those
Celibate blues (x3)
Between my head and my shoes
Celibate blues (x3)
And ain’t nothin’ goin’ right
I’ve got those celibate blues between my head and my shoes
I think I’ll go to bed early tonight!
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever find
My dream girl or will I lose my mind
Will I grow old be sad and lonely
With no one to be my one and only
I know my expectations are in excess
But excess is what I like best
So I guess there’s only one thing left
For me to do
And that’s Rock, Rock Rock......Let’s Rock!!!!
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10. |
House Of The Rising Sun
05:38
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11. |
Bittersweet
04:39
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Baby baby you seem like
Such a honey-dripping sweet thing sugar
But your ways just crush my soul
Unlike any other
Bab-bada-bab-bow-babada x4
You're bittersweet
Like an apple diseased to the core
You're bittersweet
But I come back for more
I Looked for the hole in Heaven
From which I thought you fell
I should have looked the other way
For surely you were sent from Hell
You know you drive me wild
Aha-ha honey child
And you tease me so
And it drives me psycho
You're bittersweet
Sugar-coated glass like a razor in a peach
You're bittersweet
A fantasy that's just out of reach
Bab-bada-bab-bow-babada x4
You pull me down with your empty heart
Turn my sunshine into rain
Drag me to your rotted cross
With your unholy lust for pain
You know you drive me wild
Aha-ha honey child
And you tease me so
And it drives me psycho
You're bittersweet
Like an apple diseased to the core
You're bittersweet
But I come back for more
You're bittersweet
So bittersweet
Yeah Bittersweet
Bittersweet x3
You're bittersweet
Bittersweet x3
So Bittersweet
Bittersweet x3
Yeah Bittersweet
Bittersweet x3
My Bittersweet
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12. |
Big Momma Stroppenthwack
04:22
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13. |
The Aliens Are Coming
02:54
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Funny Voices in my head
Scraping sounds under the bed
Mothers' eyes are turning red
Pool of blood - Daddy's dead
Look Out! (Look Out!) x3
The aliens are coming
Try to run, must escape
Can't get out, it's too late
Baby's face is full of hate
Resign myself to my fate
Look Out! (Look Out!) x3
The aliens are coming
(Repeat)
Oh no, no, no, no, no
What are we going to do now
(Repeat)
They'll get you and suck your brain
White heat agonising pain
Driving everyone insane
Watch out, here they come again!
Look Out! (Look Out!) x3
The aliens are coming
Oh no, no, no, no, no
What are we going to do now
(Repeat)
Look Out! (Look Out!) x3
The aliens are coming
(Repeat)
Here they come!
I can see them! (Whisper)
Getting closer!
It is the end!
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Well Alight.......!
I wanna live fast 'cos my life's so slow
I wanna go out every night but there's nowhere to go
Live life to the full taste every excess
I wanna get heavily into kinky sex
I'm bored with life 'cos I know
I wasn't cut out for this Mr. Average role
Life's closing in makes me scream & shout
I guess there's only one way out
I'm gonna sell my soul sell it to the devil
Gonna sell my soul, sell it now!
Gonna sell my soul, sell it to the devil
Gonna sell my soul for everlasting glory
Crazy woman tell me what to do
High on power I can feel it too
Say I'm mad haha! just insane
C'mon tell me that again & again
I wanna see my name in the history books
A Rock'n'Roll star who knew how to fuck
The time is right it's now or never
I wanna wanna wanna wanna live forever
Repeat Chorus x2
Time brings people - say they're friends
But I can't follow their fickle trends
I don't wanna have to compromise
Or put up with their lies
The cut digs deep & I start to fall
But I'll return with my battle call
See me rise from the flames of hell
You can't beat me 'cos I'm willing to sell
Repeat Chorus x2
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We're gonna break down
Your front door
And beat your Family
Into the floor
We'll leave you broke
Take all your stuff
And we'll be back for more
If we ai't got enough
I wanna be a Poll Tax bailiff
I wanna be the lowest of the low
I wanna be a Poll Tax bailiff
It's the lowest form of life I know
(REPEAT)
We'll leave your house
In a mess
And cause your kin
Real distress
You did'nt pay
Your bill on time
That's tough luck sucker
Now everything is mine!
REPEAT CHORUS
TV, fridge, video too
I'll take them all away from you
Raid your home, steal your car
Rant & rave - won't get you far
(REPEAT)
I WANT EVERYTHING!
You scrimped & saved
All your life
To build a home
For your kids and wife
Legal Burgalry
Gives me an erection
Maybe you'll think twice
At the next election
REPEAT CHORUS (x2)
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16. |
Sex Dwarf (live)
03:55
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17. |
R.A.M.O.N.E.S. (live)
01:18
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18. |
Swampthing (live)
04:08
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The Crabs UK
THE CRABS formed in Sheffield U.K. in 1990. Now digitally re-animated to bring their exciting, & sometimes strange world view to a new & wider audience. Musical influences range from trashy Rock 'n' Roll to Punk to Pop. Thematic influences include Sci-Fi, Horror and Fetishism producing a unique musical cocktail. THE CRABS are a powerhouse of singalong Punk with a healthy dose of offbeat humour. ... more
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